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Tape it or die blogEdit
Tape It Or Die blogger Jonathan Kilpatrick (Johnny Pipes) wrote about vending machines. This was during the Fortune City outbreak, while the four bloggers were hiding in the backroom of KokoNutz Sports Town. Kilpatrick blogged:
Talk About Machines! Machines That *Vend*!
Hey folks! Johnny Pipes here!
This place is paradise! Okay, maybe not a Polynesian-style paradise. Or a gangsta's paradise. Instead, it's just a kinda feel-good paradise. Kinda like Pleasure Island from Pinocchio. Except no donkey transformation. That'd suck.
Think about it. Where else can you just take a sword from somebody's store? Without paying for it? And then use that sword to slice that store owner in half. And be considered a hero for it? Or shooting cops with their own guns. Again, I'm the hero. And I don't even need diplomatic immunity. That's paradise.
But one thing is, paradise isn't free.
Take the vending machines. I like them better than those pawnshop punks. One, their inanimate. So they don't talk to you in that raspy voice. Seriously, did they all come from Smoker's Anonymous?
Two, vending machines don't hide behind chain link fences. But now those looters are taking over the vending machines too!
Stuffed them with handguns and knives. Try to force people to pay even more than they did for their snacks. Bad form, boys! Johnny Pipes does not need your weapons! Luckily, some people are idiots. Most are, in fact. But some actually buy from these machines, and so when I smash them up, you can get even more money. I once got a cool thousand from one looter's vending machine. Not bad for 4 seconds work!
Now I just need something to spend that money on. I still never got my nachos since the outbreak began. Maybe if one of the looters was selling that...
- The official guide mentions this vending machine twice and refers to it as a "Weapon Vending Machine" or "Weapon Machine"