- "Chuck, it looks like there's someone in a mascot costume over by Kids' Choice Clothing in the Palisades. Please see if they're alright."
- —Stacey Forsythe
Everyone Knows Slappy is a mission in Dead Rising 2 and Dead Rising 2: Off the Record involving a psychotic mascot named Slappy portrayed by Brent Ernst who has gone crazy after his date for the evening, Louise Jameson, was killed by zombies from the outbreak.
Summary[]
Stacey has spotted a Kid's Choice Clothing mascot lying in a pool of blood in the Palisades Mall, and Chuck must go investigate it. Upon arriving to the store, the player must examine a dead mascot (Louise Jameson) to trigger a cutscene, after which Chuck must defeat the psychopath Brent Ernst.
Brent encounters Chuck and blames him for the outbreak, as seen on TV. Chuck tells him he didn't do it and that he shouldn't believe everything he sees on TV. Chuck tries to walk away, but Brent stalks him, prompting Chuck to ask if he's okay and if he needs something. Brent faces him and tells him of how the zombies tore Louise apart just when they were about to go on their first date. Blaming Chuck for what happened, he attacks him with a pair of flamethrowers. After he is defeated, he crawls to Louise's body, cuddles up to her and appears to die, only to sit up a few seconds later and shout, "Don't worry, kids! Slappy will live forever!" before finally dying.
Killing him gives the Flamethrower combo card, and a Flamethrower will spawn outside Kid's Choice Clothing.
Mission Dialogue[]
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You! You're Chuck Greene. Uh, that's right. And you are...? Oh, you know me! I'm Slappy. Everyone knows Slappy. And everyone knows you! You started the outbreak! I saw it on TV! No, buddy. It wasn't me. I'm being set up. But it was on TV! Just like Slappy! Don't believe everything you see on TV, kid. Look, are you okay? Do you need something? Am I okay? Do I need something? The TV says you're the one who caused all this. You! You took the best thing in the world away from me! My girl. She was so beautiful! And we had so much in common. We were going to go on a date tonight. And she loved me! For who I am! But now...now...LOOK AT HER NOW! Now she's dead! DEAD! Because of you! You brought the zombies here! You ruined everything! I'LL NEVER GET A DATE NOW!
How about that date, honey? I'm coming to pick you up in just a minute. Be...right...there. Don't worry, kids! Slappy... will live... forever. |
Off the Record Mission Dialogue[]
Dialogue of the mission in the Off the Record game files. All text may not be actually used in the final game.
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You! You're Frank West. My favorite toy. And you are...? You are going to help me fix my toy. Oh, you know me! I'm Slappy. Everyone knows Slappy. And everyone knows you! You're good at stuff. I saw it on TV! Listen kid, you can't believe everything you see on TV. But I really really need you to fix that toy. Aren't you a little old to be playing with toys? Look, do you need something? Can I help you? Can I take you someplace safe? Oh no. We are not going anywhere, zombie magnet. You need to take care of this. She was so beautiful! Then she got broken. The zombies broke her. But Suzy belongs with Slappy. I was her favorite too. She's mine. But maybe you like it like this! So you can take pictures! You have to fix her now! You want zombies to break things! Well let's see how you like it!
Now Slappy's broken too. until we get fixed. We'll be in the big toybox in the sky...together... Don't worry, kids! Slappy... will live... forever. |
Battling Slappy[]
Before going to this battle, create some pain killers at the mall’s central grotto.
Also visit:
- High-Noon Shooting Range and pick up 2 shotguns.
- Atop the circular sign on Severed Ties kiosk is another shotgun.
Trivia[]
- In Dead Rising 2: Off the Record, you can get a Special bonus if you take a picture of Slappy when he does his fire spin attack, an Outtake bonus for taking a picture of him when he is stunned, and you can get Brutality bonuses by taking a picture of his fireball shots, and if you take a picture of his body after you defeat him.
- Slappy is named after Slappy from the Goosebumps series, whom Brad Swaile also did the voice of.
- His death cutscene is one of a few, along with Ted's and Brandon's, where Chuck doesn't appear in.
- When playing in Co-Op mode, it is possible for Slappy to shoot one player and send them flying up past the boundaries, with no way of getting back down.